Thinking about the lower doors in our rustic pantry cabinet that are currently covered with metal mesh but are just crying out for punched tin panels:
This is something I would like to read:
In a Sherlock Holmes short story written by Stephen King he uses innards as contrasted with out'ards. I wonder if that's the actual origin.
Oh! Oh! Oh! http://kottke.org/17/04/the-webs-funniest-stories . Note: does not contain 'dogs in elk'.